Hi honey, is it too soon to call you honey? It's too soon.
Yep, I get it. It's tough being handsome. Right, Tariq?
Nice. You can send a bill to my uncle's museum.
If I don't know the rules, then how can I be breaking them?
Back from the dead, that confirms it. I am a God.
Wow, that escalated quickly!
No luck, all skill.
Can't learn that in a textbook.
I unearth the secrets of the past and sell them to the highest bidder. Does that make me a criminal? Don't answer that.
Ugh!
Relax, I blindly teleport long distances all the time.
This is flirty fighting.
So, Rakan, how serious are you and Ziya? Just asking.
That...
Well, you are just terrifying, aren't you, Pike?
Take 5 everyone, I got this.
Where there's treasure, there's glory, and where there's glory, girls are watching.
Can you forge me a matching gauntlet?
I've heard of the black rose, nasty reputation. I mean, a huge fan.
No plan survives first contact with me.
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Hey, Garren, how's your sister?
Hey, Zarath! How come you didn't get a coolest ended animal body?
Huh, watch this! We will never speak of this again, ever.
They just don't make temple traps like they used to.
JURALITE FEATHER DOESN'T DO AUTOGRAPHES. Sorry.
Gah, I'm too young for you, Zoey. Cradle robber.
Good job, everyone. Let's just keep doing whatever you were doing.
Yortles. Why did it have to be Yortles?
You're between me and Glory.
Never act like victory is assured, even though it probably is.
Yeah!
Hey, lamb, is wolf friendly?
No sweat.
Whew, strong goggles game, Corky. Keep it up.
I can't get hauled into Wizard Court again. Technically, I don't have a permit for the gauntlet.
HUH!
Listen, I have met exactly one Dimasi and I've liked. By the way, has Lux mentioned me at all? Just curious.
Hey, we can do this. Well, I can do this. You, 50-50.
Time for a true display of skill.
Can't manufacture magic in a lab, Jace. Or good looks for that matter.
I'm in my element, fight navel, life is good.
HUH!
Another day, another bullseye.
Astaya, just like in Centangelo's Field Guide.
HUH!
Yeah!
And my boots are not waterproof. Fantastic.
I'm a mage, you're a mage, I'm blonde, you're blonde. Doesn't it feel like we're made for each other?
No time to waste!
Impossible comebacks are sort of my specialty.
I'm allergic to caution
This is so us! Right Lux?
Hey Ash, I totally meant to return that Averosan sculpture thingy. Is that an ice bow? It's a cool ice bow.
Leave luck so long, Zoe.
Haaaaahh.
Hey there gauntlet! How you doing buddy?
Never met a problem I couldn't blast away with magic that I don't even understand.
Hahaha.
We may just call this a warlock exit.
Giant petrocyte gargoyle. So it's gonna be one of those kind of days.
Can I get an itemized receipt? My accountant's way too good at his job.
Last time I was in Shurima, I decoded some glyphs. Something about, uh, Jackalhead End Times, the usual. I just wanted this ruby scarab. It looks great on my mantle.
And Ezreal is victorious! AAAAAAAH!
I always know a shortcut.
Don't pretend you didn't see me, Lux. That doesn't work.
Nope, I did not sign up for Jinx level crazy.
Ugh, call me when the stakes are higher.
I never miss, but I happen known to fire a warning shot or two.
Well, hello, Ziya. You should know that I am Provost, I am right.
Tell me the odds, I dare you!
You belong in a museum.
Exploration runs in my family. It's in my blood.
I'll part of the adventure.
Shadow Isles. All that black mist has got to be protecting something really valuable.
Gauntlet, you're embarrassing me in front of the bad guys!
hahahaha
Yeah, yeah, yeah, world, peril, save it. I got it, I got it.
Darken, we're gonna need a bigger army.
Sounds dangerous, I'm in.
This is no time for jokes. Your jokes, my jokes are great.
Hey Lux! Hey Lux, what do you have to do later? Let's hang!
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I'm gonna send you back to wherever your dolls come from.
Ha!
When you've got talent, there's no such thing as a lucky shot.
Musta ricochet off a cricket or something.
GOCKET THIS!
Oh please, we gotta deal with Demi Gods? I really need to up my rate.
Don't attempt anything glorious in my absence.
Hey, brain face, you are why no one likes you're all inventors.
I'm always open to new ideas. My new ideas.
HA!
Some people call me a hero. Their word, not mine. But it does have a nice ring to it.
Over here!
No, your environment. My environment is wet and muddy and probably filled with leeches.
This reminds me of discovering the spirit tomb of Ekran.
Maybe next time I'll open an eye.
No problems here!
Oh, come on, Siver! I swear, I didn't know I was robbing your family's ossuary!
Aim for the legs.
Oh, okay. Demi-gods! Well, Universe, you seem to really want to screw with old Ezreal today.
I'm at my best when the world's in the brink of annihilation.
I don't care where here is. Just point me toward adventure.
The gauntlets for show, the talents on me.
Nothing stops me except for Shuriman parasites. It was not pretty.
A lot of good mages out there. None of them are this, huh?
Oh, it is so on!
Alright guys, don't miss me too much.
There's somewhere else I gotta be. Literally anywhere else.
Magic coming at you.
I'm not even breaking a sweat.
Name's Ezreal. E-Z, oh, you're dead.
No applause, please. Okay, just a little bit of thunderous acclaim. A little?
Cool guys, never look back at explosions.
Jero light feather never gives up. He learned that from me.
Sure, Eman's. Always thinking I appropriated their cultural heritage. They're not wrong!
I hate the word steel. I prefer liberate or procure.
Sick burn probably wasn't listening.
HUH!
I use a fake name in Demacia. Jero Lightfeather. Sentinel of Light. Eighth order. He's a national hero.
Huh. Could have sworn there was a hidden entrance around here somewhere.
Haaaaaaaaaa-
No way to predict a twist and turns ahead. That's why I wing it.
Pick a time stream, kid!
Whoa, timeout everyone. Don't continue the fight without me.
Everyone see that? No? Damn! Now I gotta go and do it again!
I can blink and still not miss.
Yeah!
That was a warning shot.
Now I'm here!
Are you not intrigued?
Why is it always about strength with noxians? How about vulnerability for once?
Possession is nine-tenths of the law, Caitlin. Those pre-Zonai demon totems are mind-faring square.
Throw some more rocks, Talia. I need targets to shoot.
Don't make me put my goggles on. They're decorative.
Everyone, watch your coin purses!
Yeah, we'll liberate a priceless artifact or two, kill some bad guys, maybe save the world. You know, typical hero stuff. It'll be great.
I truly hope nobody saw that.
Lucian, it's me, Jero Lightfeather.
Feels like the whole world's gone crazy. Right on schedule.
Watch and learn!
Oh, please don't die, I can't lose a side kick. Not again.
Oh, a little girl! There's gotta be a twist. It's the teddy bear, isn't it?
