Whoops! Looks like I accidentally stabbed you with my long ex! I'LL TELL YOU WERE DEAD!
Don't worry! Them voices ain't telling me to kill you no more! Yeah, of course we still gonna kill him.
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My blood is pissing vinegar!
You may be from Noxys, but you ain't Noxian.
Queen of what? Dern thing made scarle look smart.
I might have to jump off this lizard and put my boot in your waft-toosey!
At the gates of Qualthala, they tried using that boiling oil on us. But you can't deep fry courage!
My brain is full of waste, all!
You're looking at me? Cause I'm gonna kill ya!
Riiire!!!
STOP!
murk further
It's your birthday, Skarl! Let's bake a murder cake!
Sure, I'll kill all of them myself.
You ain't cute now!
Damn City Folk!
Stop talking you stupid brain-bangers!
YEAH!
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Let's do it!
I don't think you can eat that one.
AHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What are you whining about? I already fed you half a platoon!
Yeah, I like it out here! Freedom! Commuted with nature! Killing hikers!
I'm gonna cut you open and use your spine for a back scratcher because it is itchy! Very itchy!
He died as dumb as he sounded.
I knew he was a liar, cause he used him big words.
This big sky, this green land. Now how can I share this with anyone?
This world is rough. You gotta be tough or die.
You get my invitation to visit? No? Cause they're aint one!
I play with guns. I work with an axe.
Oh, wow.
Ain't nothing more beautiful than the Noxian Plains. Except in a rich corpse.
Death by my hand!
I got your welcome and present right here!
ph.
I gotta stop the mushroom juice. I swear that girl had some tentacles or something.
They're all trespassers. We're just killing them five first.
Were you just talking? Or is it the voices again?
I keep my eyes open all the time!
AHHHHH! CUT! UGH!
Will you stop bitching for one minute?
That Nabbit you're gonna get us killed!
HAHAHAHA!
I will murder your whole family!
Bye bye, bye.
Axe!
Who sent you?
You see, Skarl, I'm doing it alone!
They ain't ready for us.
What a dot becaC!
What was that? Oh, I should go for the deck of kill. If you say so.
WAGFURT! FURT! GET BACK HERE! YES NO GASET! BLAVER!
See you.
AHH!
There ain't no land that ain't mine. Just land I ain't got around to claiming.
You can't be lonely when the land is this beautiful.
They never learned.
YEE-HA!
I am Saradmiral Major Kled and I smell a victory, Poppery!
I warned him, I did warn him.
I am the brutal instrument of my own destiny!
These are bound to be dead!
Bye.
Ta-da Celeb
So, uh, when exactly you're playing along getting the hell out of here?
He gonna taste good deep fried!
NAAH!
I'll get the crap out of you!
Woo!
That'll learn them!
I CAN'T BE RASING LAB!
I'll kill him all!
That's not present!
I REACH YOU!
First, we kill him. Then, we make him tell us where they came from.
Come back! I gotta put an axe in your brain!
Guess we'll have to kill our way out!
Them sneaky sneaks ain't gonna sneak on us! No, sir!
Just cause we was canned! Don't mean I ain't feedin' ya to scar!
I can only express myself through violence!
I hate to advocate violence and insanity, but it's work for me!
Bye bye.
The only coffin's gonna be this lizard's belly!
Now I might have overreacted to you unlawfully enter in my property, but I don't think so!
Hey! It's forward Admiral Major Kled! I ain't been a Mr. Sinsaver!
How about a long act in your guts?
Might be giving ya some memories
You just justified a preemptive retaliatory strike!
DAMN IT SCARLE! I HATE WALKING!
I'm just a yordle standing in front of you asking you to SHUT THE HELL UP!
BEST KITker
Welcome to Noxys!
Are you ready for anything?
Well, damn humans!
I'm gonna reach down your throat and turn your lungs in the mid-end!
BAM!
I got a joke too! It's called me kicking your teeth in!
Come back here and fight!
Come on, get! I never needed you now!
Curse now fluffy dank, whoa!
Ain't nothing like having the wind on your back and blood on your face.
GET OFF MY LONE!
Charge!
Bye bye.
rilleleleleef
They came looking for a fight? Let's oblige him.
Oh, it's on!
I came to cut off a piece of that Noxian dream and I ain't sharing my piece!
It's mine, and I got my eye on it!
AHHH!
reads why are my comments and we OF
You do realize you're on my property!
All that hippie hop did know my nerves.
See Skarl! I don't need help!
Another dead city boy, thinking he could sneak-y sneak on my land!
I'm gonna make you wish you a hallucination!
HUH!
The Badgers command your death!
SUCK WAPPERBOOP!
AHHHHH!
Whee!
You can't take what's mine!
Go! Ha! Ah...
This is Noxus, son. Winner takes all.
Time to bushwack a bushwacker!
This is...
Go back to Noxus Prime!
Calm down, you damn frickin' shiver!
No, no! The other way! Get back here!
All your little city girl dreams just got stumped.
I guess it's Snake Dinner tonight!
We find them, tie them up, then they's like a pinata full of meat.
Whoa!
STAB!
We was having a nice conversation, then they showed up uninvited!
The fighting's this way!
Of course I want to pick a fight with him!
Well, that shut him up!
Impossible ain't a noxian word.
Real funny! New a funny guy in the dragon campaign! Took a javelin in the spine! Couldn't walk after that. Used him as a coat rag!
FOR THE BRAIN WEISLES!
AHHHHH! KEEZY! Where you going? We gotta ride where we want em!
Hey, fancy pants! Got your cloak dirty!
That's rough, you dead stupid dumb animal!
Ira-Cockroat and it's half past open time!
The Badgers Commanded!
Don't interrupt me! I'm trying to start a fact!
I grew up mean and now I'm older than murder.
My land begins where I walk. It ends where the sun don't shine!
Ain't nobody tough as Kled. I got gravel in my guts and a fire in my head.
NILES FLUGGER! I'LL LET IT BACK YOU DOWN! I'LL DON'T BACK DOWN! NEVER!
Let that be a lesson for all them sneaky snakes!
YEAH!
HA!
THIS IS-
I'll get ya!
Drinking from battle what kind of dumb crap is that?
Too stupid to live, too dumb to die.
Yeah, well that's what I thought.
Well, my foot wanted to meet your ass, and I'm about to give him a shotgun wedding!
Ah!
Afraid I had to cut your visit short?
Well, you the only thing I trust.
Yeah, they just confirming our suspicions, ain't they?
Folks say I got violent tendencies. Heheheheheheheh!
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AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
Even if I lose, I win! Just means I get to come back and kill you later!
He looked at me funny! Get him!
Charge!
Was that lady half Snake? Or that Snake half human? She is confusion. Dead but confusion.
I keep hallucinating that you can talk!
He looks a little overripe.
Bye bye.
LIVES FINE WORDS! See, Skarl? That's why I don't like people.
Oh, you ain't leaving, are ya?
Remember when we sat travail and that general thought we'd be willing to share the spoils? Yeah, officers died just as easy as anybody.
I don't know what he was. I just needed him to shut up.
It's funny, cause he died right on the border of my land, and more of my land!
AHAHAHA!
YOU AIN'T RUNNING!
Finally, some silence!
You do come up with the best ideas.
We wrecked that thing!
Yeah, but then how are we gonna invade both bases at once?
Scarl, that was what we call a predictable scenario.
Nah, I'm sure it'll pass.
And he ain't even had the indignity to call himself a demon.
I KNEW YOU WAS A COUARD!
Haha!
I'M JUST BEGINNING TO FIGHT!
Blah!
Ah, of course you are!
Oh!
You see my welcome sign back there? No? It was your friend Skull!
Pure Noxian Girl. Almost like her. Almost.
Oops! Better try to bend your neck!
Yes, a sane man would run, but I ain't the running kind!
Get over here, buddy!
I know, I know.
tactician, more like bird brain.
CLocB prey Caseyragt Now its just wit
Oh, you are so cute! Fire ripped your fuzzy head off!
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AHHH!
I ain't paranoid! I'm ready! Real ready!
Next!
DON'T GET WEIRD ON ME!
Whoa! Whoa! Don't get excited now!
Seems I've lost your bounce, girl!
I came here to- well I don't know what I came here for, but I'm gonna defend it!
That nappet I love this lizard!
IT'S GO TIME!
Yeah
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It's MY property! All 60 gazillion acres of it!
SHUT YOUR MOUTH OLD! The Embadgers are listening.
Get back here!
HA!
Nah! Then we kill them too! Ain't nobody on my team but you.
HA!
HA HA!
These always trying to sneak up on us. Tryin' that is.
No, they're good eatin'!
I didn't become a rear forward brigadier admiral for running!
AHH!
You think you can run?
If it does that one more time, I'll skewer you and roast you myself!
Quit your worrying!
No one positive, I delusional. When you are usual.
Woo, it's darn pretty round here. Glad it's mine.
Don't mess with Knox's brother!
DOOM NOP IT! Get eleven of her full pocket!
NOW WE GOT HIM!
HEY! WE HATE DONE!
He wanted to unify Noxys! Guess that makes me a secessionist!
Watch your steppin'! That's my land, you're a gallivant known!
I DIDN'T NOT EARN THE RANK OF SORGENT DOUBLE ANIMAL BY NOT RUNNING!
I figure he gonna taste like chicken.
thought you wanted to visit!
oh he he he
Yeah, I'll try it on later.
Total paranoia is just total awareness!
AHHH!
Just cause they're our team, don't mean we can trust them.
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HOW YOU LIKE THAT LEASH?
After we finish murdering these folks, what do you think? Tacos? Yeah, tacos.
Get back here, you rebel flirt Nerpm spawns!
MY ACTS TALK FOR ME!
Let's get him, Skarl!
Scarle, you eating good tonight. That girl's got some meat on her.
Oh, before I forget, what rank are you exactly?
There's no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.
SHUT YOUR HOLD, YOU DUMB LIZARD!
I do prefer to ride into battle!
And you thought I taught crazy!
Yeah!
Lord Colonel Major Centurion, Clegg, don't run! No, he don't!
Holy sh** where are we?
dollars.
Girl was all messed up!
This here land is mine!
Don't let the door hit you on your way to HELL!
I'll kill you!
Yeah, yeah! In vain, I own you, you said! He'll be fine, you said!
You will salute when you address me!
So that's what's considered funny in the city, huh?
This is where CLAD shines!
I'm from all over. It's next to nowhere and shut the hell up!
Noooo presenters!
Noxus was created to train the faithful.
All we need is open country. But we're gonna take everything they got.
Let's get them trespassers!
My shrooms are healthy! Once you get used to the madness and paranoia.
Shh! Them brain weasels probably listening for us.
HA!
You got a pretty mouth!
I'm Drew Rotten!
You sure you're Noxian? You look a little Ionian to me.
AHHH!
Yeah! Oooooh!!!
I don't need a team to start a team fight!
Just try and run!
We didn't come here to teach lessons in humanity!
YOU MOCKING ME!
You feel like arguing about something? It'll make what happens later easier for you.
Thought you could take my land, huh? How that work out for you?
This land was made for me and me alone.
Was you making fun of my scarle?
Why ain't they saluting me? They should be saluting me! Salute me now!
My brain is on fire. My soul is strong and my lizard is hungry.
No, SCARAL! This ain't no time for philosophizing!
I don't need that lizard! Clint's got his own ideas.
Yeah!
No one tells me what to do.
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CUT!
Let's get em' for they get us!
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AHHHHH!
Phase us!!
I KNOW!
Hey, lizard food! What exactly was you general of?
Follow me!
I am Kled. I major Commodore the first Legion, third multiplication, double Admiral, artillery van darn company. You will respect my authority.
I know you're listening brain weasels! I ain't falling for it!
You know I like you brother! As much as I can like a Lily Liver Jungle Smiffer!
You know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something.
I'm gonna learn you about pain!
SCORAL! I GOT THIS!
SCORE! SCORE! It's blood! This blood!
Slow down so I can kill something!
Howdy! Hahahahahaha!
I'll say something, Winnie, after I kill you!
NOW YOU'RE GONNA-
GET HIM SCORELL!
Say that again! I dare you!
No more of that! You're upsetting the invisible bedgers!
Sure!
AHH!
I'm gonna murder you to death!
Ain't nobody gonna give you nothing. Gotta take it yourself.
Bye-bye, fancy pants!
Never had much to say, but I'm sure glad we shut him up.
was the battle of falgary when I first took the rank of Sargent General Colonel. At least I think that's what ranked it was. Gotta remember to ask before killing him.
The sky is my roof, the open plains are my bed, and this lizard is the only company I need.
Killin' a few things might loosen us up!
DO LOVE IT! FINE! I'LL KILL HIM!
You can't buswack a buswacker!
Yesss!
A A A A A
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A man without a weapon ain't worth listening to.
This desert sky is gonna open up with a reign of heavenly bloodshed and glorious violence!
SCORE! You're missing the fun!
This land is my land!
GLAD YOU COULD VISIT!
I can respect crazy, but what kind of fool reloads in the middle of a fight?
I am justified and I am armed!
HA!
This is just a victory waiting to happen.
THIS IS-
That learned him real good.
No! Obviously she didn't have any! That's the turn point!
YAAAAAAierra
Where you been?
Calm down, girl!
Nothing like a river of blood to send a message.
Paranoia is just another word for ignorance.
I could feel bad about killing you. Or we could stomp on your corpse!
Yeah, any of them barments sneak up on us. We'll know.
Woo! Good timing!
You was cute! Lousy! But cute!
Yup, yup!
STAMM
Skarl! Come back, buddy! Skarl!
Not again!
Behind my head to see you!
will you Spider-man be a fairy..... ... the for me
Y'all made a nice stabbing bag!
I do not want my lands tamed. I want them unruly and free.
Humans is such easy prey!
Don't worry, Skarl, we'll come back so you can eat them later.
Let's get to killing them interlopin' intruders!
AHH!
No, it's when I don't drink mushroom juice that I have a problem.
FINE YOU SED!
Oh, she'll see, she'll see. She'll come strollin' back when I turn them interlopers into a puree.
I figure I'll help you kill him. Before I kill you.
I told them what was gonna happen if they came onto my land.
I don't need you, Skarl!
Mys all these intruders so far away.
Damn cowards, making me ride over to kill them.
Nora
It ain't paranoia if everyone is out to get ya!
You
I SAID I WASN'T NOT BACKING OFF NOHEL!
HEEH!
Traitor!
Telling people you're a god? Hey, hell! You're barely a paron-knife.
Of course I'm paranoid! You tried to kill me yesterday!
YEAH!
Bye!
Oh, you prance and bastard!
DSUCicent
She had one crazy get up! Them city folk coz is getting ridiculous!
Don't need a plan! Long as I got this axe!
AHHHHH!
What was that? Run straight into the tower!
Master tactician! He can keep that title!
I knew you'd be back!
Nox is ends where I say it ends.
I am deep fried courage in an apple pie of angry!
Something caught in your throat, cause you sound desperate.
Damn, varmint left holes all over the yard!
YEAH!
I know them trespassers is somewhere.
I know that lizard ain't talking, but I still hear him. Shut up, lizard. Shut up!
I like a girl with Moxie!
Yeah, reminds me of the Siege of Rug. Lot of men died on its high walls. It was fun.
DON'T YOU RUN OFF ON ME! SCARLE!
I ain't stopping!
Shh! It's time to get violent. And weird.
Hey, what was that? Of course I don't need Skarl! But he helps!
Don't try and understand them, just rope throw and brand them!
You ready, Skarl? This day is gonna require some mind-blowing weirdness.
I've seen some dumb outfits, Skarl. But a cape made out of knives. Whoo! That took the cake.
Let's GET ON!
Gotcha!
AHH!
Damn Rampage Peasiers!
Well, maybe I am looking to start a fight.
You ain't going nowhere!
Look, Skarl! It's dinner time!
All this stuff isJapanese.
GET HIM!
There's fixing to be two sounds! Me hitting you and being outta here!
How's that dirt taste?
Gah!
Oh, you ain't getting away!
Intruder!
Paranoia means having all the facts.
I don't have trouble communicating. Words is just treacherous bastards.
YEAH! I knew you couldn't quit me, Skarl!
FL Midnight
I DON'T LIKE SHERRING!
That it? That was your joke, huh?
Woo! No, sir! I ain't gonna kill ya and feed ya to my lizard! Them's just... malicious rumors!
You think I don't hear you laughing?
How many times do I gotta kill him?
YOU ARE PERTERBANT MUTRING QUILITY!
Don't get your britches, I'll rumble!
No Skarl! No! Bad Skarl!
You should run! Scarl likes his food lively!
Who wants some clade?
I ain't never forgiven you! You flea-biting-sar-f-l-as-ar!
