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Not so fast!
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Well, that wasn't the hero.
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Whoop!
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You might want to look out.
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Fuel for the quest.
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Hope it's not dented!
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To the hero!
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Know what I could use? A cart.
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Don't move!
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AHHH!
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Sorry about this.
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Every step is one step closer.
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This hammer has two sides. Did you want to feel the other one too?
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This should really be the hero's job.
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Let's try that again.
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Well, two hammers are better than one.
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Up goes the guy!
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Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself.
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Hah!
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AHHH! UH! Right, my hammer!
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That's okay. I'm playing the long game.
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This guy seems nice. I feel bad about killing him.
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hoohawwww
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Look at all that shiny armor. Sorry, I gotta mess it up.
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then the Noxian says, I'll have a wine. Yeah, he wants a wine.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, uh, hammer.
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ahhh!
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Shieldy!
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Look out!
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Left hand.
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nothing personal, but I need to squash you.
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Hammer for my hammer.
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Sorry Your Majesty.
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Remember to roll!
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one shield for throwing and one for holding.
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A Demosian, Anoxian, and a Frelliority and walk into a tavern.
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The bank guy says, I'll give you whatever you want.
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And stay there!
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Got it.
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Anyone seen a hero around here?
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Oh, you like to fight? So does my hammer.
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AHHH!
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Seems you left your brave pants at home. Want me to wait while you go get them?
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Not coming back till I find that hero.
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hahahaha
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I'll just add it to my other hammer.
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I really don't have anything against dragons.
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Heh!
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One time I thought I found the hero, but he died.
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Clang!
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Yeah, just like the hero would buy.
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Do not make my hammer mad.
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AHHH!
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Come!
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Whoa, you're a big fella.
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just in case they come creeping.
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You
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Karen, I think you might be the one.
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I'm about to hammer you in the jewels.
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One lump at a time.
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la la la.
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Keep fighting!
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It's a little big, but I'll grow into it.
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
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I sure do a lot of walking.
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and the Fréljordian says, I'll drink anything so long as, wait, hold on, let me start over.
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You're in my way.
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Nope.
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You sure you want to do this? You don't even have a weapon.
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Ugh!
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Anoxian, a Targonian, and a Pilti are robbing a bank.
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Better get your guard up.
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HUH!
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goes great with a hammer.
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You smash people with it, right?
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The Targonian says, give me all your gemstones.
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Hammer!
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HUH!
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Shield to the face!
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Move it!
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I could really go for a nap.
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Careful, this packs a wallop.
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hahahaha
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hahahaha
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AHHhhhhhh
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Back off!
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That's not a hammer. This is a hammer.
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Outta my way!
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HUH!
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Coming down!
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Not today!
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What do you mean my hammer's too big?
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Keep swinging till you hit something.
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HUH!
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HUH!
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What's the hurry?
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Yep, it's even heavier than it looks.
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A pleasure to fight for you, Your Majesty.
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Who knew there were so many heroes?
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The barkeep asks for a libby.
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Ugh!
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Hmm, nice weapon. Does it come in hammer?
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Oh wow, Garin, do you think you could sign my shield?
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Whoa, you went far.
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Ready Hammer?
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Man, quests are hard.
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No getting through me.
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Yay, more stuff!
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Hah!
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HUH? UGH!
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The hammer isn't mine, just keeping it until the real guy shows up.
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And don't come back!
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They try to knock me down, but I have a low center of gravity.
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Not like this.
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HEEH!
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You know, gargoyles and yortles have a lot in common.
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Freeze!
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You are definitely not the hero.
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I hope the hero likes me.
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Hold up!
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I got lucky. You'll get me next time.
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AHHH! UGH! UGH! UGH!
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Huh? Ugh!
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Me? The hero? Nah, that's ridiculous.
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I'm in 100%. That's everything, right?
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Aah!
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You should probably take cover.
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Hold on.
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The Noxian says, I'll take whatever gold you got back there.
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And my search continues.
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Guess we're fighting!
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Look at him go!
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a lot
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Some things are too important to give up on.
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Could you maybe get out of the way, you know, so I don't have to flatten you?
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yeaaah
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got me some hammer accessories.
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I gotta see this through.
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If you're waiting for me to give up, you might be here a while.
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Ugh!
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One thing about me, I'm not good at staying down.
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The Demasion says, uh, I'll have a wine. No wait, an ale. Yeah.
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I hope this works.
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HUH! UH! UH! UH!
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Hold it right there.
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I'm running out of heroes.
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I wish they'd give up trying to stop me, but I can understand their position.
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No backing down.
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Huh, didn't know I could do that.
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Uh-uh.
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I can do this.
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Now back to finding that hero.
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Swinging from the heels.
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Wow, that's a lot to hammer.
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Alright, Sneaky's, I know you're out there.
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I've heard a lot about this hero with a hammer. Can't wait to meet him.
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Jokes? Yeah, I know jokes.
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No!
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Today's the day I find that hero.
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The hammer does most of the work. I just swing it.
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Hmm. If I were a hero, where would I hide?
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Wait, what did I come back for?
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Just had a thought. Three pigtails.
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Ha!
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And the piltie says, can I own this bank? I own this bank, so he doesn't want anything because he owns the bank.
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HUH! UH! UH!
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How Demosian of you!
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I don't get yortles. Too fluffy.
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Here goes everything!
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Yes, I'm going this way now.
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Okay, I admit it, I'm lost.
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You, sit!